November 30, 2012 / by
David J. Hurley / 0 Comment

By now the copyright disclaimer hoax that went viral on Facebook has made its ways through most news feeds. The reaction provides an interesting glimpse into where we stand in our emerging relationship with social media. The hoax was triggered by Facebook’s posting that users could only comment,
not vote, on the proposed changes to its
privacy guidelines. Thousands of Facebook users re-posted a status update that claimed to legally protect their personal content from copyright infringement by Facebook.
The hoax went viral, clogging newsfeeds with pseudo-legalese claims to protect a user’s intellectual property. For the record, a status update cannot override the user agreement which all Facebook users have already agreed to and few have read.

The criticisms waged against those who propagated this hoax have ranged from the futility of such a disclaimer, comparable to placing a hex, to the delusion that anyone really cares about the intellectual property rights of one’s comments on the latest kitty video meme. The tone of these critiques has been harsh: Belittling those taken in by the hoax. Blogger Robert Scoble bluntly characterizes those who unwittingly disseminate the hoax as “
idiots”, and then helpfully posts a link to
Snopes.com.
College humor.com produced a biting video, “Facebook Law for Idiots”. A slew of parody postings have made the rounds. One of my favorites: “In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that all the sh#t I post is mine, and if you copy it to make more use of it than I do, you’re an a##hole.” Guilty as charged. But I like its blunt honesty.
I find these responses amusing and admit to sympathy for the frustration they manifest. I have long bristled at the coercive internet hoax – originally thriving through e-mail – that implores recipients to promulgate some blather as someone’s “dying wish”. Those of us who have adopted a hardened cynicism as normative when engaging with social media have little patience for those who naively disseminate deceit.
But I think there is something more going on here. That so many re-posted this particular hoax reflects the unease that many still experience while learning how to “live” in the cyber world. The inexorable flow of our personal identity into the cyber sphere, quickened by Facebook, is a powerful wave. It’s understandable that some of us occasionally lose our footing.
The cyber world remains largely a jungle. We all seek a way through, carving out clearings where we can build structures and find security, predictability and comfort. For better or worse, Facebook has provided such a settlement. Through friends’ postings, Facebook offers a portal to the rest of the world. It helps us filter a vast web of information through a human-scale community of friends and acquaintances. It was one of my primary sources of news for the recent elections.
Facebook (at its best) offers a safe place for social discourse that I believe we desperately seek. So before we direct too much scorn at those who thought a status update might inoculate them from Facebook’s nefarious user agreements, we might remember that one does not need a user agreement to hang out in the town park. And isn’t that what Facebook has become – a new Commons? A place to create, nurture and build community?
Perhaps. But let’s not lose sight of the fact that – in our attempts to build community – we are simultaneously being commoditized. Our personal information feeds a metadata profile that customizes our advertisement content. This, I believe, is at the core of the knee-jerk reaction many had to this particular hoax. Their readiness to re-post the disclaimer arose from a vague awareness that we are Facebook’s product, not their customer. If we want to hang out on this village green, the only “rights” we have are what Facebook grants us.
I do understand the back lash directed at those who were duped. Time and again viral videos demonstrate our desire for authenticity in social media. Thus, those who promulgate deceits, even unwittingly, undermine the authenticity we seek. But the two people whose posts I saw in my newsfeed – a loving sibling, who has been a rock in hard times, and a dear friend, who is one of the most creative and intelligent people I know – are not deserving of College Humor’s derision. Let’s not forget that both the propagators of this hoax and those aggravated by them seek the same thing: A safe haven for building community through authentic social discourse on the web.
Here are some of our favorite disclaimer parodies:
” In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that no one gives a crap about the copyright attached to all of my personal details, illustrations,… By using strange words in silly languages, I notify all of my friends that I have no idea on what I’m doing. The aforementioned actions also apply to my colleagues, prospective employers, etc. Welcome to the internet. Have a cookie.”

In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare my rash has stopped burning, and also, that my copyright is attached to all of my typo-riddled status updates about my banal life, my bathroom mirror Instagram self portraits, my declarations of love for my worm-addled pets, and any and all blurry photos of my unremarkable meals (as a result of the Berner Convention). For commercial use of the above my written consent is needed at all times. But first, please validate my existence by “liking” my uninformed political opinions and free-verse poetry…
By the present communique, I notify Facebook that I had no idea that this 100% free social media site’s entire business model is to aggressively pimp all the personal and private information I so blithely shovel into its gaping maw. I thought it was just free, like magic! Furthermore, I have no idea how copyright law actually works, and my relationship status isn’t really “complicated,” but making that lie public numbs the pain of loneliness.
Facebook is now what it always has been – MySpace with a paint job. All members are recommended to publish a notice like this, because everyone else is doing it. If you do not publish a statement at least once, then you might actually have a life.
Urgent warning regarding your Facebook settings; FACEBOOK IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR FURNITURE AND BELONGINGS. To avoid this, do the following. Go to SETTINGS, then scroll down to OPTIONS. There, you’ll find a ticked box saying “Come Round To My House And Take All My Furniture And Belongings”. Be SURE TO UNTICK THIS BOX and tell all your friends to do the same. I failed to, which is why I’m typing this in an empty flat, on a laptop, naked.
Weird Al Yankovich – ‘Stop Forwarding that crap to me’
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